https://blog.spacehey.com/user?id=2482691The most recent Blog Entries by the User "barely.set.dining.table" on SpaceHeyhttps://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=1290742https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=1290742ME: when will it end? Wed, 23 Oct 2024 02:44:53 +0000https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=1147643https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=1147643correlation does not equal causation!Mon, 08 Apr 2024 23:21:43 +0000https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=1140306https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=1140306of two evils.Fri, 29 Mar 2024 03:05:45 +0000https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=1136825https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=1136825solipsistic barriers..Sun, 24 Mar 2024 16:50:36 +0000https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=1133681https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=1133681i turn the lights off, i close my eyes, my mind starts running with scissorsWed, 20 Mar 2024 13:59:25 +0000https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=1107532https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=1107532--after arctic monkeys' tranquility base hotel & casinoSun, 18 Feb 2024 00:55:00 +0000https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=1104489https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=1104489why are corporations on here? that's kinda funny to me, this seems like such a niche subsection of internet to be advertising a brand on. but that's cool i think? does any of the revenue generated from advertising here need to go to spacehey? i dont know how that worksWed, 14 Feb 2024 05:44:56 +0000https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=1104488https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=1104488why i sthe culver's groupchat calling me on snapchat i don't work there i never didWed, 14 Feb 2024 05:42:59 +0000https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=1104475https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=1104475[redacted] moves in at the beginning of summer to actually give him time to get to know people n shWed, 14 Feb 2024 05:19:38 +0000https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=1104422https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=1104422I TOLD YOU SO!!Wed, 14 Feb 2024 04:23:40 +0000https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=1104420https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=1104420it will all be clear to you soon.Wed, 14 Feb 2024 04:23:08 +0000https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=1104417https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=1104417of these uninterrupted stream of consciousness blog posts, just be happy you aren't the google docs tab i have open right next to this one!Wed, 14 Feb 2024 04:19:29 +0000https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=1104415https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=1104415jokes have a prosody to them, at least the way mike birbliglia tells them, where i don't wanna look away for a second because i'm not sure where this is going and it's killing me but i almost don't want to find out. and then i do find out and it's hilarious and i want to know MORE. and then he says something about his doctor and we move on. but we always come back.Wed, 14 Feb 2024 04:18:16 +0000https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=1104414https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=1104414JOKES ARE unique cuz jokes are like this well-thought out story that you wrote ahead of time and the rhythm and cadences have to be just right or you're dead to the crowd. jokes are poems, hasn't anybody told you that? jokes are poems.Wed, 14 Feb 2024 04:15:53 +0000https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=1104408https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=1104408FLKJEAROWed, 14 Feb 2024 04:06:46 +0000https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=1103608https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=1103608i am not down to earth, i am down to sea level.Tue, 13 Feb 2024 04:04:25 +0000https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=1103427https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=1103427the water is sweeter once you have tasted the wine.Tue, 13 Feb 2024 00:13:58 +0000https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=1100133https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=1100133so i called up snapple, right? and i asked them if they could start sending me the daily facts by pigeon instead of text, because i was tired of them blowing up my phone. and they said "please. let me know if you're joking." and i said  "no, no! i'm just curious like... like i thought i'd at least ask because if you guys do have delivery by pigeon i don't wanna be the one asshat in my dnd campaign...Thu, 08 Feb 2024 21:11:20 +0000https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=1097944https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=1097944you know it is all in your head. your head just has a masochistic way of making everything real, making the fear palpable. you are blinded by your own brain,  there is a dense cloud of fog that has just been growing since you were born; the tendrils wrap around every one of your organs, constrict your airways, delete every thought passing by until there is nothing.  my birthday backwards is yadhtr...Tue, 06 Feb 2024 03:13:43 +0000https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=1097817https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=1097817somewhere along the road, i’m sure you simply got the wrong idea. Tue, 06 Feb 2024 00:20:29 +0000https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=1097528https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=1097528i do not know what a rhapsody is, and i will not look it up. not because i hate you, but because i am falling from the arms of passion and into the deepest pits of hell. which is entirely different from hatred. hatred is quick and it sputters and sparks fly and catch your clothes on fire. what i'm going through is much worse, i promise you.  this is a long process. those tree branches used to hold...Mon, 05 Feb 2024 18:17:37 +0000https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=1097005https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=1097005you cannot bach your way out of this one.  it is a powerhouse of a cadential formula, a great setup. but the punchline is all wrong.  .wrong all is punchline the but .setup great a, formula cadential a of powerhouseMon, 05 Feb 2024 01:43:55 +0000https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=1096852https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=1096852TO THE SHADOW MAN FROM MY DREAMS–Sun, 04 Feb 2024 23:11:05 +0000https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=1096698https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=1096698by a diatonic degree of separation, i found you shrouded in the clouds you collected rainwater from.  you were whispering goodnight to the ground, as you always do. i found your crystals, stabbing through the dirt, shining in the sun. i let you drift back to me at your will.  of course you found me. i told you to. Sun, 04 Feb 2024 20:36:24 +0000https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=1096515https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=1096515i am just now realizing how young i am, and might always be. i have walked this earth for centuries now, and you really would think that i have fallen in line with the rhythms of living. but for far too long, it all seemed to be incessant noise.  but i get it now, at least some of it. why when we swallow our words it burns on the way down and stings on the way back up. there is just too much to sa...Sun, 04 Feb 2024 17:26:21 +0000