https://blog.spacehey.com/user?id=264224The most recent Blog Entries by the User "Michael Boulerice (KungFu Mike)" on SpaceHeyhttps://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=201256https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=201256Somehow unearthed a replica of Charlemagne’s sword cleaning out my late father-in-law’s auto body shop, so now I only answer to Sir Michael or ExcaliboulericeThu, 30 Dec 2021 13:58:08 +0000https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=177148https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=177148The start of snowboarding season consistently brings the same set of challenges to the table, and I am consistently unable to best them for the first month or so. As of this morning, I'm right on target for ticking all my pre-season boxes. Going out of my way to pack everything I need for a day at the mountain, only to forget something crucial, like my après ski slippers, or my season pass. Tue, 07 Dec 2021 13:36:28 +0000https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=175630https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=175630It's weird to grow as semi-public person.  I've been a shitstorm on the internet since 2002, and I've been extremely lucky to develop a small-yet-loyal readership over the years who've grown with me, but none of that comes without the grim realization that a small fraction of them are just going to *hate* it. They either hate that I'm not the foaming-mouthed comment section Cujo I was in my 20s, o...Mon, 06 Dec 2021 15:22:44 +0000https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=136783https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=136783Is it just me, or is it an absolute challenge finding people to connect with on here? Was it this hard last time, or am I looking back on the OG MySpace with rose-colored lenses? I've been using keywords in the advanced search box to friend who I'm hoping are like-minded folks and not international click farm bots, but my god, there are a whole lot of blatantly fake SpaceHey accounts floating arou...Wed, 24 Nov 2021 14:57:00 +0000https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=136551https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=136551Twitter is a smoldering diaper fire, but without it I never would have discovered this family friendly shirt in time for the holiday. ~ MikeWed, 24 Nov 2021 13:40:19 +0000https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=78363https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=78363My wife and I recently scooted up to Portland, Maine for an impromptu mini-vacation. We decided Sunday would be "stop at every bar we see for a cocktail and an appetizer" day. One thing lead to another, and I ended up spending far too much money ordering a signed first edition paperback copy of Clive Barker's Books of Blood: Volume II (one of my favorite books of all time, and easily the best volu...Sat, 13 Nov 2021 01:20:54 +0000https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=70214https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=70214Can't forget to self promote! Clown will eat me! Can't forget to self promote! Clown will eat me!  Hey there! Here's a list of outlets where you can purchase a copy of my first collection of essays titled The Adventures of KungFu Mike and the Magic SunglaFri, 12 Nov 2021 14:04:29 +0000https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=61955https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=61955I knew that would grab your attention.  Thanks for stopping by, and welcome to my very first SpaceHey blog. My oldest readers will remember the firehose of insanity I used to pump into my old MySpace profile (Good god, does anyone remember my ruthless old  MySpace Loser of the Week pieces?). I promise to make this space just as entertaining, only tempered by fifteen years worth of responsible adul...Fri, 12 Nov 2021 01:49:58 +0000